St Louis Blues 2019-20 Season Comic Captions

St Louis Blues comic captions
ST LOUIS, MO - OCTOBER 02: Vladimir Tarasenko #91 of the St. Louis Blues skates with the Stanley Cup during a pre-game ceremony prior to playing against the Washington Capitals at Enterprise Center on October 2, 2019 in St Louis, Missouri. (Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)

Have you ever looked at a sports photo and thought of a funny caption? We have, and here’s a collection of some. If you enjoy this one, leave us a comment afterward. We will do a series called NHL Comic Captions by team collecting some photos with humorous captions to entertain you during this suspension in play… and perhaps cheer you up a bit. Today we cover the St Louis Blues comic captions for the 2019-20 season.

Comic Captions for 2019-20 St Louis Blues

Alex Pietrangelo

Alex Pietrangelo is a rugged 6′-3″, 210 pound defenceman who has been in the St. Louis Blues organization his entire 12-year NHL career. He was drafted fourth overall in the 2008 Entry Draft and has performed admirably over his time with the Blues.

Over his NHL career, Pietrangelo has collected 109 goals and 341 assists for 450 points in 758 games. He’s a force on the power play, adding 116 assists on that unit.

Everyone is on pins and needles wondering what the big guy will do at the end of this season. Will he re-sign (more than likely) with the Blues, or take his game elsewhere? He is currently earning $6.5 million AAV on his seven-year $45.5 million deal he inked in September of 2013.

The Blues are projected to have just $2 million in cap space if the cap ceiling doesn’t rise to the $84 million level and stays at the current $81.5 million number. So, where do they get the money to sign Pietrangelo? And for how much? Some serious questions for general manager Doug Armstrong. Losing Vince Dunn may be one method of creating cap space enough to retain Pietrangelo, although he’s coming off his entry-level contract and won’t demand a fortune.

Something needs to happen if the Blues want to keep their rock on the blueline. Armstrong will figure it out. That’s why he gets the big bucks.

Here’s our St Louis Blues comic caption for Pietrangelo.

St. Louis Blues comic captions
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS – MARCH 08: Dylan Strome #17 of the Chicago Blackhawks passes over Alex Pietrangelo #27 of the St. Louis Blues at the United Center on March 08, 2020 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

“Hey Dylan, you realise if I stand up right now you’ll be in a world of hurt.”

Alex Pietrangelo, defenceman – St. Louis Blues

Jordan Binnington

Jordan Binnington came onto the scene in a big way during his first full season in St. Louis. He impressed heavily with an amazing 24-5-1 record during the 2018-19 campaign. Even more impressive was his .927 save percentage and a league-leading 1.89 goals-against-average.

The 88th overall selection by the Blues in the 2011 draft finally paid off. And, with his excellent play he was awarded a two-year contract worth $8.8 million in July of 2019. While his statistics have dropped off from his rookie year, during the 2019-20 season he has still accumulated a 30-13-7 record. His save percentage has been .912 and his goals-against-average went to 2.56.

He remains the cog in the wheel that shapes the Blues into a winner. The team is anxious to show everyone they can win back-to-back Stanley Cups and Binnington is an integral part of that goal. He always plays intelligent positionally and breaks the angles down with the best of them.

Binnington’s biggest asset is his cool, calm composure in between the pipes. He rarely gets rattled and for a young player that’s a good quality.

If play continues, and it seems that it more than likely it will, the Blues will be right in the thick of it and Binnington will lead the way.

Here’s our St Louis Blues comic caption for Jordan Binnington.

St. Louis Blues comic captions
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MARCH 03: Robert Bortuzzo #41 of the St. Louis Blues dives in front of a shot by Julien Gauthier #12 of the New York Rangers during their game at Madison Square Garden on March 03, 2020 in New York City. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)

“Thanks Robert… now you know what I deal with playing goalie. Nice save dude.”

Jordan Binnington, goalie – St. Louis Blues

David Perron

David Perron has played for five NHL teams and has left and come back to St. Louis on three different occasions. His statistics while with the Blues shows 550 games with 150 goals and 200 assists good for 350 points. He is an accurate shooter gathering a 14.3 percent shooting percentage.

Perron is always around the puck as evidenced by his 282 takeaways as opposed to his 161 giveaways. Don’t forget he adds some physicality to his game showing 513 hits.

It just seemed inevitable that Perron would end up back in St. Louis and the Blues are glad he did. He tallied 25 goals, 35 assists during the suspended 2019-20 season and that is some quality scoring the team can use. He was second in scoring on the team behind Ryan O’Reilly but by just one point.

When Perron is on his game, the St. Louis Blues seem hard to stop. He has excellent possession numbers with a 52.5 Corsi For and a 2.4 Relative Corsi.

Perron is a winner, and he has nine game-winning goals this season to prove it.

Here is our St Louis Blues comic caption for David Perron.

St. Louis Blues comic captions
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY – MARCH 06: David Perron #57 of the St. Louis Blues skates against the New Jersey Devils at the Prudential Center on March 06, 2020 in Newark, New Jersey. The Devils defeated the Blues 4-2. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

“Gloria… G-L-O-R-I-A, Gloria, just can’t stop singing that song!”

David Perron, forward – St. Louis Blues

 

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