San Jose Sharks 2019-20 Comic Captions

SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 03: Evander Kane #9 of the San Jose Sharks is congratulated by teammates after he scored a goal against the Toronto Maple Leafs in the first period at SAP Center on March 03, 2020 in San Jose, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Have you ever looked at a sports photo and thought of a funny caption? We have, and here’s a collection of some. If you enjoy this one, leave us a comment afterward. We will do a series called NHL Comic Captions by team collecting some photos with humorous captions to entertain you during this suspension in play… and perhaps cheer you up a bit. Today we cover the San Jose Sharks comic captions for the 2019-20 season.

San Jose Sharks Comic Captions for 2019-20

Evander Kane

Call Evander Kane a passionate hockey player, just don’t get in his face if you have something derogatory to say to him. He doesn’t take too kindly to that. Over the last two seasons, Kane has accumulated 275 penalty minutes which led the NHL each season. He’s one tough cookie.

He can also add some offensive firepower as he’s tallied 103 points including 56 goals over the past two campaigns. This season he added 26 goals and 21 assists in 64 games. Never afraid to hit someone (anyone) he has had 347 hits over the three seasons he’s been in Northern California. Kane has registered 13 points in 29 playoff games with San Jose.

He plays with an edge, but nobody can deny his talent. He just needs to exhibit more emotional intelligence when he hits the ice… or more specifically when he hits an opposing player.

Here’s our San Jose Sharks comic caption for Evander Kane.

San Jose Sharks comic captions
GLENDALE, ARIZONA – JANUARY 14: Taylor Hall #91 of the Arizona Coyotes skates after the puck ahead of Evander Kane #9 of the San Jose Sharks during the first period of the NHL game at Gila River Arena on January 14, 2020, in Glendale, Arizona. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

“Hey that’s pretty slick Taylor, but can you fight?”

Evander Kane, forward – San Jose Sharks

Brent Burns

Brent Burns has been in the NHL for 16 seasons and with the Sharks for nine. He was the 20th overall selection of the Minnesota Wild in 2003. The intimidating defenceman who stands 6′-5″, 230 pounds has had quite a career. In 1,113 games he has registered 210 goals and 484 assists for 694 points. This season his production fell off, as did his team’s plight. He had 12 goals and 33 assists for 45 points in 70 games. He had 16 goals and 67 assists for an amazing 83 points last season.

His decline may be attributed to his age of 35. Most players (Joe Thornton is an exception) slow down when they hit their mid-30’s. The other factor is he has averaged over 25 minutes of ice time over the past three seasons. Eventually, that will catch up with any player. He’s being paid nicely with the eight-year $64 million AAV deal he signed in November of 2016. The thing is, he still had five more years left on that contract putting him right up near Jumbo Joe’s age after his deal.

Since he’s on the ice such a large portion of a game it’s not surprising that he’s on the ice 43.4 percent of the time when the opposing team scores.

Here’s our San Jose Sharks comic caption for Brent Burns.

San Jose Sharks comic captions
VANCOUVER, BC – JANUARY 18: Brent Burns  #88 of the San Jose Sharks and Antoine Roussel # 26 of the Vancouver Canucks have word during a stop in NHL action on January 18, 2020, at Rogers Arena in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. (Photo by Rich Lam/Getty Images)

“Look, Antoine, I said you could feel my facial hair, but if you’re so infatuated with it… grow your own!”

Brent Burns, defenceman – San Jose Sharks

Erik Karlsson

Erik Karlsson is another Sharks defenceman who is paid handsomely for his services. His historic eight-year $11.5 million AAV deal will put him at 37-year-old when it’s completed. Karlsson has been injured in each of his two seasons with the San Jose club. He has missed 43 games due to injuries. At the price tag, the team is paying him it is hoped he can be healthy next season. The Sharks will not be participating in the play-in if it happens since they only managed 63 points and resided in the Pacific Division cellar.

Karlsson still has lots of hockey to be played. It is hoped that he can help the Sharks regain some stature next season and that he can stay healthy to do so. Over his career of 11 years, he has 135 goals and 468 assists for 603 points in 736 games. This season he registered six goals and 34 assists in 56 games.

Here’s our San Jose Sharks comic caption for Erik Karlsson.

San Jose Sharks comic captions
ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA – NOVEMBER 14: Nick Ritchie #37 of the Anaheim Ducks hits the stick of Erik Karlsson #65 of the San Jose Sharks during the first period of a game at Honda Center on November 14, 2019, in Anaheim, California. (Photo by Sean M. Haffey/Getty Images)

“Hey, kid if you want to play in this league you gotta keep your eye on the puck… it’s over there.”

Erik Karlsson, defenceman – San Jose Sharks

 

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